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Gardener Brain T-Shirt
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It's Complicated T-Shirt
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Keeper of the Plants T-Shirt
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Silently Judging T-Shirt
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SaleDirty Hoes T-Shirt
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Keeper of the Garden T-Shirt
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Dirty Hoe Garden Supply T-Shirt
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Plant Parent Brain T-Shirt
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WHY SHOP AT BOTANICAL WEAR?
Because you're tired of garden apparel that makes you cringe. Here's what makes us different:
YOU WON'T FIND THESE DESIGNS ANYWHERE ELSE
No stock images. No generic "plant lady" quotes. Every design is custom-created with actual botanical knowledge behind it. We're talking clever wordplay that rewards plant nerds, inside jokes about soil amendments, and honest humor about the plants you've killed. If you want something unique that isn't sold in every big box store, you're in the right place.
QUALITY THAT ACTUALLY LASTS
Premium fabrics, quality printing, and fits that work for real bodies doing real gardening. These aren't cheap festival tees that fall apart after three washes. They're shirts you'll actually want to wear whether you're pulling weeds or running errands.
NO PLANT GATEKEEPING ALLOWED
Whether you're a master gardener with decades of experience or someone who just killed their third succulent, there's something here for you. We celebrate the full spectrum: the wins, the losses, the learning curve, and the obsessive plant collecting.
SUSTAINABLE BY DESIGN
Print-on-demand means nothing gets made until you order it. No warehouse waste, no overproduction, no excess inventory rotting in a storage unit. Better for the planet, better for your conscience.
ACTUALLY FUNNY (NOT CRINGE)
Our designs are witty, not corny. Smart, not dumbed down. If you appreciate botanical puns that require a second of thought or humor that respects your intelligence, you'll love what we make.
Shop Botanical Wear for apparel that finally gets it and gets you.
Feel Confident When You Shop With Us
Super Soft Tees
We only use premium, combed and ring-spun cotton that feels amazing wash after wash. You'll know the difference the moment you put it on.
Hassle-Free Exchanges
Got the wrong size? No worries. We'll make it right fast with easy returns and free exchanges.
Made in the USA
Every tee is printed and shipped from our U.S. production partners, supporting local makers and small businesses.
FAQ'S
How do you ship? How long does it take?
Each item is made to order just for you, which helps us reduce waste and keep prices fair. Here's what to expect:
- Production time: 2-3 business days to create your item
- Shipping time: 3-7 business days (US standard shipping)
- Total delivery: Typically 5-10 business days from order to doorstep
We ship via USPS or similar carriers depending on your location. You'll receive tracking information once your order ships so you can follow along.
How do I choose the right size?
We want you to love the fit! Here's how to find your perfect size:
- Check the size chart: Each product page has detailed measurements (chest, length, sleeve) so you can compare to your favorite shirt
- When in doubt, size up: Our shirts run true to size, but if you're between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, go with the larger option
- Unisex vs. fitted: Most of our designs come in unisex sizing (roomier fit). Women's fitted styles are noted in the product description
Pro tip: Measure a shirt you already love and compare it to our size chart rather than going by the size tag alone—brands vary!
Still not sure? Contact us at info@botanicalwear.com and we'll help you find the perfect fit.
What is your return policy?
We stand behind our products with a 30-Day Happiness Guarantee.
Not happy with your order for any reason? We've got you covered:
- 30 days, any reason: From the day you receive your order, you have a full month—no questions asked
- Full refunds: Simply contact us at info@botanicalwear.com with your order number
- Easy exchanges: Wrong size? We'll help you get the perfect fit
- No hassle: We want you to love your purchase, and we'll make it right if you don't
Your satisfaction is our priority. If something's not quite right, just reach out and we'll take care of you.
How do I care for my shirt?
Keep your Botanical Wear looking fresh with these simple care tips:
- Wash inside out: Protects the print and keeps colors vibrant
- Cold water, gentle cycle: Hot water can fade designs over time
- Tumble dry low or hang dry: High heat can crack prints—low and slow is best
- Skip the bleach: It's tough on both fabric and printed designs
- Iron inside out: If needed, iron on the reverse side to avoid the design
Pro tip: Treat your gardening shirts like you treat your favorite plants—a little gentle care goes a long way!
With proper care, your shirt will stay soft and the design will look great wash after wash.